LUCHORPAN (Chapter 3)

"THE UNDERDOG"

Underdog

Now I'm the shit like a log with the kernel

Oh crap, I've mastered this vernacular craft

I'm not bragging, I'm just being factual

I've casually stepped into the top spot

I've actually been given a gift from God

Spitting mescaline, sheet of blotter

King Gregree, No one hotter

Jack Potter is my alias

So motherfucker kiss my ass

I can't be past, ludicrous speed

So son of a bitch, Roll the fuck out

Your luck just run out and mine is expanding

I am Pan from another land of different dimensional frequency

I'm here to put an exclamation point in the history books

You're fuckin shook cause I'm at your girly's clam giving it a shuck

And she's sucking all the magic potion from my Royal Scepter

Now it's exploding, Kiss the ass, Kiss the ring

I didn't ask, I was chosen to be the motherfuckin' KING

The Underdog

Yeah, I'm right on course to take

The rap game to all sorts of places

It aint ever been before

I unlocked Pandora's Box

And hopped through The Portal

From the stone, pulled the sword

Composed a song from the lost chord

Now every gorgeous girly wants to get under this Overlord

Yeah, I'm stacking bricks of goldie

Cause I'm going overboard into an ocean of luxury

While your girl is touching on my Royal Scepter

I got the cheese just call me Chester Cheetah

My speed is unmeasurable and if you're messin with the horns

Then you're getting the Bull

I'm talking bout getting gored by Gregory

Cause the only hero of this here story is me

My skills are astronomical

That's why your girl rubs her tonsils on the Mushroom King

I'm getting coin like ::bling::

What a wonderful thing, my flow glows in the dark

I feel like Mario with an invincibility star

I wanna thank your girly cause she rode my dick like a champ

She rubbed my peen until a pearly Genie sprang from my lamp

I met the Alien, it gave me a shiver

I guess that's what I get for looking in the mirror

So bow and do my bidding cause I'm the Lizard King

Reptilian in my flow, that's why it's slithering round the track like it does

Always purple bud stinking

I'm so icy, skating circles around you haters, call it "rinking"

Puffin on Danko while I make your girls pussy sing

Now that's what I call "Music From Big Pink"

Got the Highlander flow, there can only be one

Yeah King Gregree, spit flames like a bunsen burner from the science class

So pucker up and kiss my ass

Place a smooch on my cheeks, do it fast, left and right

And wave goodbye to your girl cause she left with me tonight

I'm banging her in the tightness until she's loose

And if you got beef and wanna fight this, then you're destined to lose

*

"SWAT AMADOO"

King Gregree spitting Dizzy Gillespie trumpet on the track

yeah I'm the flyest, yeah I'm flyer than the motherfuckin pachyderm named Dumbo

Rolling and tumbling on your girly's clit until she's cumming

I got flavor like cumin, no ones in my class so call the Truant officer

Tell Lucifer that I surpassed all his talents

Now every she-devil late night takes a ride on my Jimmy Fallon

Puff that salad with the sticky strands of purple

Yes I'm the man, No I can't be trampled

And with skills, yes I have an ample surplus

So slurp my nuts and crank my amp up to eleven

My spinal tap has more acid than a summer of love drug kitchen

Timmy Leary keeps giggling at the theory that the world believes a lie

Life's a bitch and then you die?!?

But I prefer being rich and incredible with a capital "I"

I and I captain, my raps tear a hole in the sky

Unwind the space time continuum

I'm spindling a golden thread glistening

with a message from the Aralim

You're rocking with the King Gregree

I'm unstoppable

I got my team rolling with me

Rupert, Tessel, last but not least Willy

They send me the strength to set humanity free

Swat Amadoo

Fulfilling my wishes with infinite swishes

While you're jumping through hoops, I keep pleasing your Mrs.

Cause I'm a super nova Casanova, your girly blows until it's over

I'm the star of the show rolling blunts of four leaf clover

Yeah, har-tit-tit-tit-tar, I'm an irish sprite

With a pot of gold, holding hands with your Rainbow Brite

Now she's Olives to my Popeye

You're feeling Bluto

You're only recognized for epic fails so between your legs your tails should go

And run home and hang your head in shame

I get accolades for winning the game

So throw a ticker tape parade

Cause I'm the sickest fuckin blazing MC in the history of existence

So nice, My rhymes will slice and mince you to chop liver

Your girls a giver, so generous with that ass

Pussy on a silver platter, she begged me to hit it and I was too far away to get it

Checked my Rolex and called her at 9 for some phone-sex to pass the time

I shine like a lantern, made her come alive like Frampton

Every one of my rhymes is a wrinkle in time

I'm the tesseract, you're an actor

I aint Simon but I got the X-Factor

Yeah, I got that special sumthin sumthin

So crank it up, get that shit bumpin

All of these DMT munchkins scream "King Gregree you are the one to translate

a communication from a certain constellation behind the curtain"

No, you won't find OZ, you'll see the real thing, no impostor

I accost the track with a frosty neck so tip your hat and show respect

Cause I'm all that and a bag of chips

That's why my damn cool ranch is all over your girly's lips

Yes, Oh hell I fell from a star on a dark and stormy night

Yes, I'm the wild card dealt out to finish the fight

The parasite did not originate from this place

They sprung up from another frequency deep in the wells of space

Blood suckers that love the taste of happiness laid to waste

But guess what, you're all in luck cause King Gregree's up in the place

*

"THE OWL"

So much LSD in me, now how the hell do I integrate back into society?

My soul's a calliope playing tones of ambrosia

I never clash with the universe

but I'm a punky, thought I told ya

not Brewster but i got millions too

your girlys on my rooster like cock a doodle doo

Yeah I got dough just like a noodle do

My flow is high class shit just like some poodle poo

so keep on being a hater while I keep on puffin

more weed than all of Jamaica

I stepped into The Lion's Den

Stuck my head between the severing

Teeth that gnashed

At last my boon has been granted

Now The Owl coos "Hoo's" for The Truest

Divinorum got me soaring, touring through dimensions roaring

The Mantis of The Sea Foam rises ten miles high

With The Child-like eyes

Provoke the cosmic joke

And find a naked lunch in the punch-line

I burrow under restricted zones

I feel it nearing in my bones

My sovereignty makes me a hero

Anomaly, a novelty, I rhyme Time Wave Zero

It's clear, I see it in the sign

A page saged from the Mayans

I've arrived just in time, what a mess all about

My broom sweeps away Doomsday

So you better not pout

You better not cry, I'm telling you why

Cause I'm the secret clause of the contract that deserves your applause

I'm here to nihilate The Nothing, fly like Falcor

I got magic powers and I aint delusional

I speak with the spirits like Ebenezer Scrooge did so

I puff herb and get dome till the grave

Call that shit head stoned

My flow is so supercalifragilistic

You're rhymes, so fragile

Don't stand a chance against my unimaginable thickness

Titanium, I'm trying to explain to ya'

I've activated a different part of my brain than ya'

You should be elated, those same circuits are in place for ya

I'll save a space for you at my Alien Mania

I'm the best, there's no need for debate

Stand back or risk getting cremated

Drop your ass in an urn, when will you ever learn?

My flow is so butter, feel that motherfucker churn

I flow so hot and you're just a bumbaclot

Yeah I'm a Rude Boy so take that attitude outta here

Before you get booed off the stage

While I skull fuck your girl like screw face

Don't you know heaven sent me?

That's why I'm riding in my Bentley

I get so high and always land on my feet gently

Yes I'm a gentleman gettin in your girly's vag

You know, that hole right below her abdomen

*

"NOTHING YOU CAN SHOW ME"

You're always trying to tell me something I don't already know

Oh please, It's getting really old

There's nothing you can show me

Well hey, I braved hell fire, lost in the blistering cold

Where sanity could've lost it's hold

Instead, it unfolded into gold

What the hell gave you the big idea

That you'd think that I'd really wanna hear

Some motherfuckin shit that you think that I don't already know

Huh, the book of dopeness, I fuckin wrote it

The purple grape Grimace spliff, yes I certainly rolled it

Yeah, I'm the man and if you didn't already know

Then write yourself a note and staple it to your head

So you don't fuckin forget that I'm The Hexagram in a human suit

I'm all set, yeah I got my plan and it's a motherfuckin beaut

It's a wop-bop-a-loo-bop watch 'em flop around on the floor gasping for breath

Your best bet is death is at your door

And when you come face to face with the cold icicle of the Reaper's sickle

If you look close, then you will see

Behind the cloak is the face of King Gregree

Who, where, what and how did my flow spark a motherfuckin luau

Blazing fire singes off all the bad bitch's shirts

Now they're shaking their ass wearing only grass skirts

You best respect the freshness of my sorcerer's glow

My flow is so Mecca Lecca Hi Mecca Lecca Hiney Ho

This weed is so divine, got me so high that I don't know if I'm ever coming down

And that's fine with me cause you can't see Gregree from where you are down on the ground

Cause I'm up in the crow's nest puffin the best grass

So green, I call it Loch Ness

Yeah that's some Nessie-Sessie, it's a necessity

And no, you never wanna mess with the King Gregree

So motherfucker, walk that way to your whack cabriolet and be Audi

This is King shit, I've extinguished Hell's inferno, now it belongs to Me

I keep it right here in my flow

Feel the heat, take a seat while the King is addressing you

I take your Boo and guess what? I got her undressing

It's a pressing matter so I mold reality

Yes I'm the bull in your china shop

Shattering everything, King Gregree here to bring your treachery to a stop

Yeah to a halt, don't get mad at the messenger cause it aint my fault

Now that it's delivered, your skeleton shivers

Cause I'm sick like liver failure, I've scaled the walls of Hell, Yeah!

Here a tip, give it up and motherfuckin blow me

Cause there aint nothing you could ever show me

Cause I've seen it all, cause I am it all

Oh God damn it all, It's like I'm talking to the motherfuckin wall

*

"YOU WANT ME"

I'm not the Duke, I'm the King

I'm not Ellington so I AM misbehaving

Saving everything for you

I'm killing the villain as these raps keeps spilling

From my vibrational field, I am the Seventh Seal

I'm just keeping it real

But you still think I'm twisted in the head

I've been visited by The Deadly Demon and The Lady In Red

They said "Gregree, how the hell can we learn to be as powerful as you?"

I said "You can never be as ill as me,

not even with a zillion years at the school of dopeness"

I'm so ill, I'm the Principal, I'm the Pope of this shit

And you're just a freshman at freshness

Behind your ears is the wetness

Can I get a witness as I spit this plutonium honeycomb

Playboy Bunnies love to cum on my Scepter

Cause I'm pimp like Hefner, yessiree bob

Roll a blunt, hit that shit, let it out

Then I feel my mind go……..

You want me to do what you say

For me to follow the leader but I say "No Way"

That's my word, I said I don't wanna work

I just wanna bang on the drums all day

I broke free from the enslavement

Now I'm chasing them down the pavement

It's a delicate situation

I've been sent to alleviate the Elevation

I'm-a kill the jerk who invented work

Cause I just wanna bang on the drums till my hands hurt

I love chilling all day, laying out by the fountain

As your sweetie licks my big rock candy mountain

I think she's infatuated cause every second she's always counting

Until the next time I give that ass a mounting

Yeah, I chop it down with the edge of my hand

As she jiggles it all around, she rubs it all along my long watchtower

Now I'm howling at the moon, I bay and bay

I lay lady lay her down on my big brass bed

Against the frame she keeps knocking her head

And when we're done, I said I'm dead tired

I'm never going to work again, I'm calling in retired

My patience for waiting has expired

So I've willed perfection into existence

So hell yeah, sit back, hit this shit, exhale and let your mind go……………

Let me abbreviate the transition with this transmission of truth

My mission is to muster a mutiny

Loosen your shackles till they slip off easily

Fly like Laserbeak, yeah I transformed as I flew over the cuckoo's nest

When I died I said "Goodbye, See you in the next life"

Now I'm back, the axis of Regal

We leave you with the access codes

Programmed by the Gnomes

They can see you but you can't see them cause they're see-through

Nothing to hide, this is your life

Do you even know who the fuck you are?

You're all the marvelous bliss spilling out from the core of a star

And I'm just an old friend helping you remember

That you don't need me or anybody to tell you

that harmony is like home cooked biscuits and hominy grits

Food for the soul, I'm feeding you all

So let's get our stomach settled

Hit the blunt, let it out and…………………

*

"NEVER AGAIN"

Never again gonna let anything get in my way

Never again gonna let anything get in my way

I remember the day the realization came

That the only thing that ever stood in my way was me

and for my own good, I kicked myself in the ass

It was just what I need cause finally at last

I recall why I was called to this beautiful green and blue ball

To deliver this freaky message I'm speaking

No I never get blue balls cause I'm always reaching the motherfuckin peak

Yeah I take the track and I maul it up

Cause my rhymes are a tyrannical Tyrannosaurus

Yeah I'm the motherfuckin King and I make extinct every verse and chorus

yeah, I kill it every time, no chance for revival

Revitalization of their vital signs is an option that's no longer viable

I'm so ill when I spit so each syllable is instilled with a license to kill

So quit bitchin cause my trigger finger's fuckin itching

I never say never and I never subside

I'm a loony fuckin Goonie and I never say die

So all those fuckin disses coming out your mouth

are so fuckin whack so if you don't want me to attack

You better be taking them back, you better be taking them all back

Cause it's a crime like a Fratelli caper to say such things about the King of the Ages

Angels get their gowns in a bunch when someone looks down on and tries to sucker punch Gregree

But I say "Don't worry cause I can handle this so keep playing your harps and golden mandolins

while I'll show these little fuckers something called whats what

I'm-a give your girl the goose cause you're a fuckin lame duck

And one things for sure, you'll never get in my way

and if you insist on trying then you should be aware

that Yes I'm the best and if you ant proof then I'm-a prove it to death

Never again am I gonna listen

To another fuckin word that you have to say

cause it's draining the life outta me

and my fresh life force is a motherfuckin precious commodity

and my camaraderie with creatures unknown

Beings with no need for bodies and bones

They're whispering in the pines

The mystery of where I slept last night

My girl, my girl don't you lie to me

Just set fire to me and watch me go up in flames

Collapse into ash only to rise up again

Spread my wings at last

I'm the literal capital of Arizona

That's why your girly's sipping ambrosia from my Royal Boner

Oy Vey, Oy Vey, I got such juju

These supernatural powers is what I'm using to devour my own tail

I'm from where the Grail Stone hails

*

"PERIPHERAL"

You're telling me "King Gregree, I hate you"

Well you're just mad cause I make your girl wetter than H20

And away we go into another dope rap

Unclasp the latches that lock up the Denizens from dimensions forbidden

It seems to me my Demon team is getting a little bit anxious

I take my fangs and sink into this motherfuckin track

Hear the chanting of the Aztec Adder with the purple plume

With such maddening brilliance, it's appearance even makes The Creator swoon

with pride cause I must confide, we are the Creations

playing on a wild ride of colors, lights and thrills heart-stopping

Just when you think it's calm, here comes another big drop

So either let out a scream or just shout out "wee"

cause either way, you're destined to see

That when it's over, you won't believe it seemed so scary

cause fear is a Boogeyman just threatening to bite

But it's only got gums dumb dumb so just turn out the light

I speak for The Spirits

You know it when you hear it

So pull a big bong rip and motherfuckin clear it

And soften the edges of your peripheral

I know you're getting this

I know it's coming through

Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody there?

It's Gregree you bitches and like stitches yes, I'm on a tear

Well follow me cause I'm the fella that you've been looking for

I'm from Hell but maybe Hell is Heaven if you're into that sort of thing

My names Gregree and I'm the King

In spite of my illness, you're still hating?

Well, it's a slippery slope this thing called hate

Don't cut off your nose in spite of your face

cause when the day comes for you to beg Gregree to spit on a track

I'll say "Remember the day you said I was whack"

Now you expect me to slather your record with Magic that's coveted

from here to Olympus and back

Through the Arcadian Fields, you can't lease my Elysium

If you want a piece must willfully give it

Cause this shit is exclusive

I could easily and happily choose to be a recluse and bask in these raps

I'm in love with the fact that the Muse is my secret admirer

And that's good for me, can't you hear these goodies supplied by her?

Y'all need a little help so I'm-a come through for you

cause the secret is that you win if you win and you win if you lose

Did the words I'm saying just give brain to your brain?

That shit just blew your mind

and just think, all this from a rhyme

Aint it a laugh, aint it a larf?

Just a little light reveals the darkness was just a mirage

so here's a corsage cause life is just a prom to celebrate the road that we're on

Can't you hear all The Angels shaking their pom poms?

All The Devils sing praises to you like no other

Don't be afraid for they are your brothers

I must tell you something you silly dumb dumbs

The last thing life was meant to be is hum drum

But even in the mundane lies the secret of all secrets

and you can see everything in anything if you would only seek it

*

"BORN TO WIN"

King Gregree spitting this rhapsody in indigo

my flow is so Gershwin swish and win on every throw

They tell all you children, the Devil's a villain well it aint necessarily so

my name means insane genius its plain to see in this

yo my life is a beach boy I'm fly son

Brian Wilson I'm ill son

God only knows my mission

Heroes and Villains which one am I?

When I look inside a little bit of both I find but I gotta lotta illness

I'm killing this like Bill

Tarantino flow I gotta lotta juice no pulp

fiction aint as strange or deranged as this assault

of lyrics stitched with elf intelligence

I was switched at birth

This is where I came in

I be G

r e g r double e

Sorry to burst your bubble b but I'm trouble with a capital T

Not for nothing but I'm stuntin like my daddy

I'm more in tune than ya

I'm Horus junior and I'm driven to drive you fuckin batty

I Never asked if I could be a hero

I Never asked if I could be anything at all

I just always hit the swish on the free throw

cause I'm born to win

I'm born to win and I'm sitting on my Throne

on top of the Mountain Olympus

I am Aralim, I am the quintessential assassin

blast through all false paradigms

it's almost time to cross the finish line

I'm exalting y'all giving you excitations

from my good vibrations Houdini your Kundalini

from it's dormant state, saddle up the adder, ride the snake

before it's too late for goodness sake

I flow so hot you could bake a motherfuckin cake on on my verses

fry an egg on my rhymes

thats why your girl's blowing me like wind flowing through chimes

and you'll soon find out if you don't already know

something you forgot from long ago

from another life from another land you dreamed of today in the palm of your hand

I'm standing outside the stadium

on the shoulders of Baphomet

shoot the basketball from the parking lot and i still got nothing but net

yeah, so it's a mistake to be hating on me cause it's a dead end plight

yeah I'm ill  like a leper, I'm the leopard in the night

I'm Tezcatlipoca, I got game  like I'm playing poker

and every hand I'm dealt

is a royal flush and my  chips keeps stacking up

higher than the highest heaven

I place my bet and go all in

the deal goes down and I smile hard

because I always get the motherfuckin wild card

it's my signature, my signet is engraved with the graven image

of the face that can only be defined in the outlines of my rhymes

*

"MUSCARIA"

The moon's gonna be full tonight

What a beautiful thing

This King might just step over the line

for I hear the cries of ecstasy from the other side

If you try to look, then you'll never find, no you'll never see

yes, I hear them beckoning and they're saying to me…………..

But first I must succeed in hearing them clearer

I'm-a need Amanita Muscaria

The barrier now doesn't seem so steep

Make no mistake, my pineal's awakening from it's sleep

Outstretched arms, it's yawn calls out the harmonies of the most bizarre song like……..

Then quite suddenly a stitch in time

unravelled right in front of me

and out leaped a creature with a grin of menacing joy

It's voice sounded like whistling gibberish

A melody that unlocked the door

The hinges creaked as we crept forward

We stepped through the veil

Sailing on the seas of cheese

Prime Mystical

Let's swim through the clay pool

Up to the steeple of The Great Horned Mother

How that Owl smothered me headlong in love

with her song like……………….

A new change of scene

Face to face with The Demon

An optical spy, Crocodile Eye

Lucky for me, I know who I am

and I am the King, The true Son of Sam

I am The Lamb and I am The Lion

When I spoke the word, I turned all the lights on

Defeated The Beast, now I wear the crown

Bright red with white thorns all around

I'm the gift of Gia, fornicate with Maya

Elation till I pop

I'm saying I never want this song to ever stop so keep on playing just like……….

As Sirius spirals a furious twister in the depths of my pupil, yessir

My Isis iris grew from the pupa cocoon

To wings spread in full bloom

A King gets his boon, a killing has ensued

Out with the old and in with the new, yes!

Muscaria loves scaring ya'

Flying through hysteria

Gimme another bite cause the more the merrier

Gnomes of mischief, yes they get this

They've been here so long

They've had all of eternity to churn out

this song that you hear, My Dears

look up ahead, there's a clearing and everyone is cheering

*

"CRAZY SCENE"

Fuck being stressed

Fed up with this test

Life is meant to be good, should not feel like death

Yes, a King and his riches are meant to be together

Feeling restless in this wretched place

so here's an idea that's much better….

I'm gifted so what's with this breathing down my neck

These haters love to disrespect excellence I guess

Feel like I'm bout to bloom

Hope it happens soon

Need to come back to life

Exhumed from the tomb

yeah I'm-a……

I'm so blazing so fuck this crazy scene

No one seems to have my best interests at heart

I'm pressing on cause I can see the manifestation starting

My victory is sneaking up on me

Yeah I'm gonna…..

I'm-a make a lot of money and move to where it's sunny

Where the climate suits my clothes

I'm done going down the road feeling bad

I don't need it

I wasn't made to be treated that way

So starting today I'm gonna………..

I'm not gonna fib, I'm not gonna lie

I won't exaggerate cause I can detect the design

It's all created to make me great

So I'm-a take what's served and I'm-a clean my plate

Yes, I'm gonna……….

I'm-a look it in the eye and I'm-a stare it down

Now it's running scared of the new Sheriff in town

yeah, around these parts you better smarten up

There's none as ill or sick as me as I fill up my cup with victory

Yeah I'm-a………..

Now obstacles are comical

They see me as the undefeated champ

I be King, the best, bloomed through the stress

Blessed cause The Mother pushed me from the nest

Now I'm flying high over the rest

Yeah, I'm-a…….

*

"YOU ALREADY KNOW"

Spin around the Sun

Ring around the King

Everything's coming up roses for us

since I brought the flow

Moses in my rhymes

Stand and deliver, demand that you lizards

Let my people go

Just like Mr. Mojo Rising says

you're all a bunch of fuckin slaves

but please don't let that make you think of slipping away

cause we're on the brink of a brand new day

cause Gregree is here and I don't fear them at all

cause the harder they come and the harder they fall

It seems so tragic but a solution, I have it

Execution of The Dragon by The Vessel

Oh yes, I'll kill ya till ya' die

Punch you in the eye, now it doesn't seem so all-seeing

It's only looking for the exit as it's fleeing

How ironic, yes I'm The Devil performing exorcisms

I'm on the Krypton shit, I imprison them in a prism

Yes I jail them so start fuckin hailing to the new Ruler of Hell

Things are about to get much better as I even out the flow like Vedder

Spinning 'round the Sun with the Moon in tow

and all of the Heavens follow in a circular motion

I was sent here to deliver The Flow

Reminding you of all the things you already know

I feel like rhyming sick today

Just like every other day in the history of King Gregree

just call me "your Majesty"

Just yesterday I traveled far away from your Milky Way

Via silken thread from The Mayan Spider

Opened the dark matter and I leapt inside her

Materialized on the highest peak

on a neon mountaintop with turquoise Serpents in flight

Encircled until they stop midair and said "Oh Hi, my dear!

We've been expecting you. You were made to be a hero

but in quite the opposite way that you imagined cause as it happens

you were born of magic black, in fact you are the magic and there is no turning back.

It is your destiny to burn this way so play your fuckin role

Reclaim the flame for the un-nameable name and use it's heat to keep the people out of the cold

My rhymes glisten from another star system

I'm Sirius Dog

I'm gearing up and ready to rock

I'm stocked with ammo

The Sacred Flame emanating out of each rhyme that I'm saying

I hit all the targets without ever aiming, Every shot is a kill

I'm building a new design from the heart to the mind to the physical

It's real, I'll prove it to you, how many mountains would you like me to move?

One or a million, it makes no fuckin difference

I've been enlisted for this mission of infinite significance

Who of you will listen, who of you will fight?

Fight for yourself, fight for your motherfuckin right

to partake in the delights that this life has to offer

because the eternal night is just about to be over

*

"NEVER SEEN NOTHING"

Nuh-uh, No I aint never seen nothing

Nothing like this before

I wonder why I'd ever wanna stay here at all

But I'm gonna ball like I came to do

I never seen nothing like this before

I stepped through The Portal into sort of a mess

Well, you've been blessed by my decision to make an incision in time

Bring a revolution, no you shouldn't doubt it

cause if you knew the truth about me like few do

Then you'd know I'm above all, literally

Everything you've ever gotten is owed to me, I'm Odin

So I don't care where on the totem you are

cause it's my pole and you're fuckin on it

Yes, I've absconded with the gold

and I flaunt the fact that I'm more than the King of Rap

Yes, I'm the Star of the Morn, yes the cure

and my words warn of and disarm the new world order

Yeah, I'm gonna ball while I'm saving y'all

cause I'm so powerful, this aint nothing at all

The supernatural beings behind the Illuminati

are the motherfuckin peons of the Pantheon

and before long, their pants won't be on

cause I'm gonna bend them over and give 'em a reaming with my Golden Phallus

Sorry pals, you've had your fun, it was a good run

Now it's your turn to take wood up the bum

instead of the innocent trapped in ignorance by you

Entranced and hypnotized, television telling lies

And the sheep all say "that's all we know"

but guess what, there's a new star of the motherfuckin show

and what's more is that you've never seen nothing like me before

The bullies get bullied till their bullying impulse is dead

I'm spinning the basketball on my finger

holding them at bay by their head

and they're getting so frustrated which makes me quite elated

Call it petty, call it a sin

but I just love seeing someone get a taste of their own medicine

It's so satisfying and I'd be lying

If I said I didn't love the role that I play

That's why your girl asked you if you would role play with her

and pretend to be King Gregree…oooooooohhhh!!!!!!

That's gotta hurt, ooh that's gotta offend

Well my flow is a gigolo and by now I think you know

It's time to pay the piper my friend

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"LUCHORPAN"

You say I'm spitting blasphemous Baphomet 

you don't know the half of it 

you're idolizing me yeah y'all are golden calfin' it

yeah, sip the wine of existence, I always see a half full carafe 

Yeah, I'm lapping it up so let's crack up and have a laugh 

would I be too crass, would it be wrong if I said my dong 

was as long as the neck of a giraffe 

yeah, I'm the crayon on the graph paper 

yeah, fuck your strictness, watch me spit this mesmerizing 

yes I'm shining cause I am the damn Devil rising 

I'm rhyming getting transmissions from a scary thing 

now I am the King, I'm on my mission and I'm doing my thing 

I'm gruesome man, my flow put the gory in the Gregory 

call me the soup man,  I keep pouring on my dopeness with a ladle

my rhymes are  deli-icious, get your head spinning like a dradle 

yeah, let a duck eat it, yeah I'm top billing it  

Cats cradle with twine of space-time filaments 

I'm killing it, I'm spilling liquid diamonds on the floor

All for my Garmonbozia 

I'm here to refund all the bum shit that they sold to ya 

yeah,  y'all bout to be blessed 

yes, oh yes let's do this

Yeah, I'm the Luchorpan 

Three G. O. D.'s got together to hatch a plan to make a Superman 

branded with the mark of the ying yang assassin 

the dark and light, the spark in the night 

All the Seraphim of Heaven insisted on joining in 

to assist this winning of the fight 

they said "here we go to create the flow that will balance all the scales"

A libra behemoth with a Devil tail and a never fail technique

so to one half of this magic rapper

the Demon's added  ferocity 

that will rip your fuckin head off 

and down your neck hole it will pee 

but see the other half was made from all the things 

that you would call good, kisses, unconditional love and brotherhood 

that's quite the duality, it don't seem like it would work 

but what you don't know is enough to fill a zillion books 

So fortunately for humanity, I stand before you 

the King Gregree, the rhyming final product 

aww shucks, I heard my name, the blazing keeper of the flame 

so while I settle this inter-dimensional turf war 

I'll have some fun thats why your honey's on my wood like surfboard 

cause if I don't laugh then I might cry 

this life was meant for you and I to see eye to eye 

so let's be I and I  and set our sights to the heights 

let's take to the sky cause our dreams exist 

for the soul purpose of coming true 

but some stupid fucks wanna see you stuck 

now this whole kit and caboodle is corrupt 

but I've been sent to interrupt it 

Hi, how are you? 

I'm the Alien and now that your attentions been abducted

let me tell ya that I've been inducted as the  King to The Order Of The Aeon

Truth is it's so exclusive, we call the Illuminati our peons

they're ass kissers at best, gimme this, gimme that 

kill everybody as long as our pockets are fat 

Have you seen those little piggies playing in the dirt 

while their pockets jingle and the rest are laying hurt on the ground 

but the sound of all the desperate cries never gets acknowledged 

but it's time to take those fucks to college I mean school 

cause I'm drooling salvation salivation  

I'm thirty for blood, what a thing, I am the King using black magic for good 

yes I am a demon and I love lots of sex 

but that's natural what do you expect?  Does that make evil?

seep through the peep hole of truth on the door of ignorance 

yeah, I know I'm fuckin shit up in this bitch

yeah, they want a new world order but we didn't order it  

so get this shit out of my face cause it's whack 

and the fact is you should wrap it up and send it back 

yes I'll relieve your pain and then back home again 

I will go, don't follow, don't you know you should only follow yourself 

any messiah is a liar that insists that you do as they say 

and that they know the only way 

fuck those goons, make a wound and then pour salt in 

yes I know that I know everything cause I know nothing at all 

I keep them guessing, hidden messages in every rhyme 

if you can figure out how to decipher them 

receive a gift of brilliant shining insight 

don't be frightened when you see these friendly Demons 

cause truth is stranger than fiction 

yeah, I get it cooking like a kitchen 

yeah, and Karma's a bitch on her period, I'm serious

I love cutting bullies down to size 

can't you see the glee gleaming from my eyes?

You see I am not human, I am Aralim 

and the things you see as important

are like toys tinkering, a bunch of shiny garbage 

bunch of worthless shit 

but I hear you say,  "King Gregree, you're a fuckin hypocrite

cause I hear you rap 'yeah, I got lots of paper and a big mansion' "

I don't care much for them but the Vessel can't deny that he fancies them 

so I give the gift of luxury cause you don't know what it takes 

for Gregory to be Gregree 

Our voices encircle his mind day and night, all the time 

but through it all, he's been so cheery 

even though it's been no rest for the weary 

and you can't forget that he put himself at risk 

but tisk tisk if you think we'd ever let anything happen 

to one hair on his head, the proclamation's been read 

and he was chosen to relay the words of divinity 

so complete immunity from the Illuminati's fury 

cause Gregory rolls with me

and with with me.... you don't want to fuck around with

I can almost already hear the sound of the villain spilling tears of fear 

so I don't care, just pout pout let it all out  

beg for forgiveness but you see I am a Demon so I don't need to give two shits 

so all the rules bends for me, my friend 

to carry out this mission and the Golden Life will finally begin 

and then I can retire to my throne between Hell and Heaven 

and once I'm gone, then you'll never see me again, me again

Yeah, I'm screaming "fuck you" to all these douche bags 

yeah I'm looking at you 

these elite are the real fuckin sheep 

cause they're so deep up shit's creek 

yeah they gotta be dumb to think that someday it wouldn't come back to them 

but hey, that aint my problem, I was sent to rob them 

of everything that they stole with skeevy thievery 

and as you know, bullies are my pet peeve 

you're not killing a race, you're killing a species 

bad dog, now I gotta rub your nose in these feces 

shut the fuck up with your "pretty pretty please" 

I aint hearing none of that

I'm just serving up these verses concocted from the socket of the Cyclops 

so freeze scum-bags, get your motherfuckin hands up 

cause my mind is an asylum and it's run by the crazies 

that's how I keep a level head and if you were on my level then you'd be dead 

cause only I can exist at the very tippy top 

yes I am God but I am still one upped 

by the True Creator, I call it "The LOVE"

I tip my crown, I am the King but I still bow down 

not out of fear, not even out of respect 

I bow down to The LOVE to say 'Thank You!" 

for all that we get, cause all that we get 

and all that we got was given by it 

and you know it's a fuckin lot! 

Even the magic alive when I spit was a gift to this world 

like a sunset, like a first kiss, like happiness 

but don't you tell The LOVE it is whatever you think it is 

cause not even one entity really knows shit 

but one thing's for sure, the Devil's Flame and the Name of God are one and the same

and we are all one body so the Illuminati is like a person punching itself in the face 

what a waste of space, sometimes I think some folks are too dumb to live 

but most are innocent with wool pulled over their eyelids 

So my 116 team of Demons infused the flow with the vaccine 

to take the grip and get it to weaken 

there's a reason I shine so bright 

because I am the beacon that beckons to the frequency 

the time is here, lets get busy 

2012, I prophesize Hell in bucket 

let's enjoy the ride, yeah fuck it 

because I spy with my single eye the finish line is in my sights 

I am the witch born to switch on the lights 

so cut me a switch,  I'll beat that ass till it's bright red 

you don't need a 6th sense to know that you'll see dead people 

if they got to go ahead with their plans but that's a fat chance 

cause my raps were designed to kick those pricks in the pants 

yes I am the Devil so let's dance and tear up the black and white checkered floor 

and give all those motherfuckers what for 

but in the end, we are all friends on the stage of life,  it's all happening 

Hail the raps of the King  

it'll be a long time before you ever see anything like me again, me again, me again

yeah, whooo 

you think we're through? 

Silly you

I'm so evolved, I'm so evil 

my flow is so boll weevil 

I'm bugging out, my Demon got you motherfuckers screaming like it's Beatlemania 

My flow is Arcade Fire cause I got game and I spit flame  

my neon bible has day glo horns 

fornicate the third rock from the sun 

I'm having fun doin it 

got your thinking cap unstrapped and I'm unscrewing it 

I'm the King and that's a fact 

You're just babbling gibberish 

Every ok phrase that you spray, you know you stole that shit 

either you're tapped in or you're tapped out 

I'll always win, I'll never be rapped out, I mean out rapped  

cause I'm intergalactic planetary 

I'm very apt at delivering a rap bitch slap 

Adder, Asp, Cobra venom 

oh shit, in every flavor 

Come and get 'em

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